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Scarlett Johansson once alluded (falsely) to having email exchanges with No, really. So, it s no surprise that Democratic leadership has lined Scarlett up to say more dumb shit at this year s DNC, because if there s anything us liberals do well, it s getting tantalizingly close to a goal line then fumbling when the corporate masters pull the strings (See: Act, The Patient Protection and Affordable Care). Mediaite reports:
In what some might read as a Democratic response to Clint Eastwood s invisible chair speech last week, the Democratic National Convention will feature a surprise speech Thursday evening from actresses Scarlett Johansson and Kerry Washington
Ok, so maybe it wasn t actually special interest influence dicking up the works this time. Let s blame the genius pairing of campaign strategists and marketers who undoubtedly had this conversation:
DNC CHAIRMAN: So, Republicans figured out what celeb most embodies the absolute worst parts of their platform and got him to ramble aimlessly at an empty chair. Is Sean Penn available? MARKETING EXEC: No. DNC CHAIRMAN: What s the closest thing to an empty chair we have laying around here? MARKETING EXEC: Scarlett Johansson ? DNC CHAIRMAN: Perfect. Book it.
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