Hot! Gary Johnson Declares Early Victory On Principle

Nov. 6, 2012 - Albuquerque NM - With voters however planning to the particular polls surrounding the nation, Gary Johnson includes declared him self that winnerof the actual presidential election. He manufactured the particular statement to a herd of 17 neighbors and members of the family inside their residence today.

Johnson offered them lunch, which usually highlighted BBQ'd goods cooked properly out again and many circumstances involving in your neighborhood brewed beer. Dessert incorporated a few trays regarding container brownies laced along with PCP.

"Enough!" yelled Johnson, nearby the stop belonging to the meal. "Look, the actual election is not theoretically over, I know, along with almost never everyone could vote regarding me, perhaps 4 or 5 percent," your dog said to the gathering. "But, dammit!"

Gripping a brownie, he reported that whilst the actual polls aren't shut down yet, "I take a position prior to today and announce that will on rule I am this successful of this election. I'm your subsequent president. I win. I'm the actual winner. It's principle. Principle trumps all, dammit, laws often be damned. Did the particular Founders on this state care that we were holding bursting British rules simply by revolting towards them? No!"

Most of people throughout Johnson's existing space nodded as well as clapped their hands, however one of the others who live nearby looked like it confused. "Megan" world around the upcoming stop lower the particular street, as well as she requested Johnson within the laws and regulations this govern the results of an election.

"Laws will be oppressive," Johnson said, calmy eating their brownie. "Remember, we're Libertarians. We are definitely principled in comparison with most people, and we now have tiny choice seeing that I see it." He washed the brownie down having gulp involving dark beer. "Do we regard anti-drug laws? Hell no," this individual said. "Why must election laws and regulations end up being any kind of different? I'm the actual winner. I say so."

As the noon-time meal ended, an random committee initiated being created for that goal associated with generating arrangements for Johnson's inaugural service in January.

Nobody other than them can be confirming this specific this , mainly on principle. Developing, but no revisions are generally planned.